Troy Hawke: The Greeters Guild Promotional Artwork. Blue background. In white script, 'Live Nation Presents'; written with Scrabble letters 'Troy Hawke'; in white script, 'The Greeters Guild'. Right: a photo of Troy Hawke, with dark hair slicked back and a thin moustache drawn on with sharpie, wearing a blue satin suit and casting his eyes ponderously to his left.

Live Nation Presents

Troy Hawke: The Greeters Guild

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Everyone’s favourite 1930’s greetings and compliments aficionado Troy Hawke returns to theatres nationwide with his brand new show.

A journey which started with a non-consensual customer service shift outside TK MAXX in Macclesfield has lead him around the world and directly into the orbit of the world’s biggest sporting figures. He’s confused Premiership footballers, been threatened by heavyweight boxers and improved the vocabulary of Formula 1 legends.

In this show Troy examines his unlikely genesis and explores exactly why a well-dressed man simply being nice to people has caused such a kerfuffle.

‘…genius character comedy’ (The Wee Review)


SELL OUT UK TOUR 2022/23

WINNER Fringe Encore Series 2022 BEST SHOW

WINNER Leicester Comedy Festival 2022 BEST SHOW

TOTAL SELL OUT RUN Edinburgh Festival 2022

Top 40 best reviewed shows Edinburgh Festival 2022

★★★★★

‘a rip-snortingly funny hour’

Chortle

★★★★★

Entertainment Now

★★★★★

Deadline News

★★★★★

Voice Magazine

★★★★★

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Age 14+
This performance contains strong language.

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