A white line illustration of a ram against a black background. Text reads: 'Stolen Ram'.
Production shot of Stolem Ram. Three teachers standing together in shock.
Photo by Dorset Morri'arty
A production shot of Stolen Ram. Two male teachers are standing by a drum kit trying to talk to their female colleague,. She is standing in disappointment facing away from them.
Photo by Dorset Morri'arty
A production shot of Stolen Ram. A female teacher is sitting cross legged giving a side eye. A male teacher, her colleague, is leaning over to whisper something to her. He is wearing a ginger rockstar wig.
Photo by Dorset Morri'arty
Production shot of Stolen Ram. A woman wearing formal clothes is screaming while pulling a bag.
Photo by Dorset Morri'arty
A production shot of Stolen Ram. A man stands in disappointment holding his head with his hand on the table.
Photo by Dorset Morri'arty

Dorchester Arts in association with Lighthouse Poole presents

Stolen Ram

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From the makers of Pot licker

Zara is in deep trouble. She’s involved with shady, unscrupulous characters motivated only by greed and pursuit of power. Well, it was her choice to take that job in school senior management. Now she must find her way out to salvage what’s left of her teaching career. But a County Lines gang and a group of irate sheep farmers won’t easily forget the bag that Zara is so desperate to be rid of.  Why can’t her teaching colleagues Rich and Kris learn how to torch a BMW properly?  And wasn’t the plan always to be rock stars rather than teachers?

“A thoroughly engaging blend of caustic humour, suspense and frail humanity” Bath Echo

Age 16+
This performance contains strong language and drug references.

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